You wake from a coma to a post apocalyptic world with only one item.

adriofthedead:

colonelcheru:

ruikari:

ruubell:

uwaah:

meepy:

greenhairedkurapika:

tvheadpickleinspector:

generalivan:

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How fucked are you?

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>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it

I think I’ll be ok.

Reblog and post results!

>It’s an airbag! It repels bees!

this is the worst…

>It’s a telephone that’s made of glass, is made from recycled cardboard and plays the American national anthem.

very patriotic

>It’s a chainsaw that contains a tinier version of itself! It hovers three feet from the ground.

what,

>It’s a wafer-thin plastic sheet that clamps to your wrist, doesn’t need batteries and floats in water.

um i might need help

>It’s a human clone that comes with its own storage kennel and inflates balloons.

YES! I’M SAVED.

> It’s a dog collar! It changes colour!

…great

>It’s a lunchbox that can cook small meals and runs on methane.

sweet!!!